Game of Gluten-Free Scones
"You are in the presence of Denisius Hammersmithius, Queen of the Beach Facebook groups, and the one true ruler of the seven corners of...
Man Donates Dreadlocks to Homeless Shelter, Claims They Are Very Warm In the Winter
ST ADNS - In an unprecedented act of kindness, Joel Williams, 54, donated virtually all of his dreadlocks to the Out of the Cold homeless...
Fallingbrook Residents Pony Up $50 Million to Join Beaches
“We’re tired of being connected with the filth of Scarborough. I’m personally worried about my kids growing up in a community associated...
Freezing Dog Rescued While Owner Shopping Inside
A concerned Beacher did the right thing when she took in a dog found tied up to a post outside the LCBO on Queen Street. Katie Douter,...
Canada Post Announces National Distribution Deal With Your Ward News
OTTAWA – Canada's national postal service announced Tuesday that it has reached an agreement with Dr. James Sears, Editor-in-Cheif of the...
Fox Theatre Debuts Adult Film Night - Foxy Fridays
The Fox Theatre was jam packed last Friday at the debut of their new dirty movie night - Foxy Fridays. “Ooo’s”, “Awes, and gasps were...
Local Vending Machine Out of Hickory Sticks
MAIN ST – Tragedy nearly struck venerable Ted Reeve Arena last Friday when several people were overcome with shock after noticing that...
Shinny All-Star Plucked From Kew Gardens, Given Tryout with Toronto Maple Leafs
KW GDNS - Tuesday - Astonishing reports have emerged from Kew Beach outdoor rink suggesting that Maple Leaf’s coach Mike Babcock was...
Door-to-door Beach Metro Delivery Halted, Paper Carriers Demand Union
Beaches own local newspaper, the “Beach Metro” (formally Ward 9 News) says paper delivery to homes across the area will be affected by a...
Student Finds Genius After Switching to Alternative School
Dylan Acton, 18, was catapulted into mainstream media Friday morning when reports of his new found genius were confirmed. Previously a...